PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta chat about the true scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more then just peeking. It's a whole thing. You got your everyday match, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! For example when that skater went flying into the boards, I swear, it looked like a cartoon.